Pen Pals Pillows

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Letter Collecting Nerd

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

List making as therapy.

Be a friend.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Mourning Pens

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Golfer couple just married

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

Writing a letter

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'Pen no write.'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs