Pen Pal Pillows

'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Francois Mauriac.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

Writing a letter

Scissors and pen

Mourning Pens

"She's really old! I know that cuase she writes letter on paper with an ink pen!"

Ink Drop

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

List making as therapy.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'Pen no write.'

Sign my petition? It expresses outrage over the demise of the separation of church and state. It expresses outrage that Brad totally dissed Jen. Where's my pen?!

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Theatre Crowd

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Letter writing lady.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."