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'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Theatre Crowd

Letter Collecting Nerd

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Droplet with a pencil.

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

The Cartoon Reaper.

Mourning Pens

"Er...Eric..."

Footballer.

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

Writing a letter

'Pen no write.'