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'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Theatre Crowd

Letter Collecting Nerd

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Droplet with a pencil.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Mourning Pens

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Footballer.

"Er...Eric..."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Pen no write.'

Writing a letter

Postman

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