Pen Pal Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm writing to my penfriend - what's French for 'parents', 'old-fashioned' and 'unreasonable'?'

"You are entitled to one call, one fax, or one E-mail."

"Of course I know how to text message, only I use a pen and paper and call it writing a letter."

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

'When you said you wrote to prisoners on death row I thought ou offered spiritual guidance.'

Writing a letter

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Letter writing lady.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'You seem very confident this morning.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

List making as therapy.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Spilled Ink

How to write

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'