Pen Pal Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm writing to my penfriend - what's French for 'parents', 'old-fashioned' and 'unreasonable'?'

"You are entitled to one call, one fax, or one E-mail."

"Of course I know how to text message, only I use a pen and paper and call it writing a letter."

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

'When you said you wrote to prisoners on death row I thought ou offered spiritual guidance.'

Writing a letter

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

Biro Diversity

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Spilled Ink

Steadman - The Early Years.

List making as therapy.