Pen Pal Friend Mugs

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

Convict playing the violin

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Writing a letter

Postman

'Pen no write.'

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

The Writer

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'This is a ball and chain letter.'