Pen Pal Explorer Pillows

Letter writing lady.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Don't Take No For an Answer

Reflection (with bubbles)

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

...In a Relationship

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

DNA Analysis

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."