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Letter writing lady.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Don't Take No For an Answer

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

...In a Relationship

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

List making as therapy.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

DNA Analysis