Penpal Enthusiast Prints

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

"Apparently she's your Philippino penfriend come to visit"

Where Indian ink came from.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Letter writing lady.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Droplet with a pencil.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

The Cartoon Reaper.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Writing a letter

'Pen no write.'