Penpal Prankster Prints

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.