Penpal Prankster Pillows

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"We, the jury, find the defendant."