Playdate Prankster Pillows

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"This will be hilarious!"

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Diving Cat.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears