Relationship Prankster Pillows

'Almost done.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"This will be hilarious!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'They were all out of roses.'

'I've got it written down...'