Engagement Pranksters Pillows

'I'm sorry, Dorothy. I've decided to marry your sister.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"This will be hilarious!"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Clown Wedding with Rake

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'They were all out of roses.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Why did I marry that clown?

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC