Engagement Pranksters Gifts

'I'm sorry, Dorothy. I've decided to marry your sister.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"This will be hilarious!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Clown Wedding with Rake

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'They were all out of roses.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Tartar sauce.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Why did I marry that clown?

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

When comedians propose marriage.