Wedding Prankster Gifts

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I hired out a double for this bit."

'And this is a nifty feature: pre-rolled cans in case you ever decide to get married.'

Bridegroom eyes up woman at his wedding.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"Your mother's throwing rice pudding!"

Newlyweds' car has been taken by thieves, and the "Just Married" sign now says "Just Stolen".

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"This will be hilarious!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"They look like pickles."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'