Wedding Prankster T-Shirts

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I hired out a double for this bit."

'And this is a nifty feature: pre-rolled cans in case you ever decide to get married.'

Bridegroom eyes up woman at his wedding.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"Your mother's throwing rice pudding!"

Newlyweds' car has been taken by thieves, and the "Just Married" sign now says "Just Stolen".

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"This will be hilarious!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'