Bridal Party Prankster T-Shirts

Just Married

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'