Wedding Planner Prankster T-Shirts

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'Some Honeymoon!'

At The Clown Bank.

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

In it for the long haul.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

'Got anything smaller?'

"... Till death us do part."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 guests?'

'Lorna?! Jack?! So how long has THIS been going on?'

'Daddy! For the last time, this is my wedding, not a 'spin-off'!'