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Bride wearing medical gloves.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'Some Honeymoon!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Marriage Ceremony

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

In it for the long haul.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Boy giving mistletoe to friend