Wedding Planner Chuckles Gifts

Bride wearing medical gloves.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Marriage Ceremony

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

'Some Honeymoon!'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

In it for the long haul.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."