Wedding Planners With Humor Gifts

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'Some Honeymoon!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'