Witty Wedding Planner Gifts

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

The wedding.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.