Witty Wedding Planner Gifts

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

The wedding.

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."