Wedding Planner's Joy Gifts

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

The wedding.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'