Wedding Planner's Joy Gifts

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

The wedding.

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?