Wedding Planner's Muse Gifts

"...And do you, Sharon, promise to clean up all household excreta..."

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"