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Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Wedding disaster #27.

For better or for worse till debt do you part...

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Boat wedding.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"...until death do you a favor."

'He does.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"