Wedding Planner Aficionado Gifts

For better or for worse till debt do you part...

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Boat wedding.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"...until death do you a favor."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'He does.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'