Wedding Planner's Muse Pillows

"...And do you, Sharon, promise to clean up all household excreta..."

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'