Wedding Planner With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'Some Honeymoon!'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

The wedding.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

In it for the long haul.