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"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Wedding disaster #27.

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'Some Honeymoon!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

The wedding.

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'