Witty Wedding Planners Pillows

Under new management.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."