Witty Wedding Planners Gifts

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'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."