Quirky Wedding Planners Gifts

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Marriage Ceremony

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'