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Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Marriage least expected to last...

Wedding disaster #27.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Marriage Ceremony

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Some blind dates work out just fine.

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."