Wedding Planner Chuckler Gifts

'Some Honeymoon!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

In it for the long haul.