Wedding Planner Chuckler Prints

'Some Honeymoon!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'