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"I really like the design of that one, and the price seems right. I guess now I've just got to go out and meet someone."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Just married.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

When Female Leopards Marry.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"