Wedding Planner Joke Lover Mugs

"I really like the design of that one, and the price seems right. I guess now I've just got to go out and meet someone."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Just married.

When Female Leopards Marry.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"