Wedding Joke Lovers Mugs

Sermon: married life from Niagara to Viagra.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Just married.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

When Female Leopards Marry.

Trouble Ahead

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"