Wedding Pranksters Gifts

Just Ate Beans

"A double wedding was a good idea. Hope that your husband and my wife don't miss us!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Hide and Seek

How to avoid a heart attack.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"So there's this big Mother...."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Well...I filled it!

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."