Wedding Pranksters Gifts

Just Ate Beans

"A double wedding was a good idea. Hope that your husband and my wife don't miss us!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Back to the Holidays

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Children in a Nursery.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Hide and Seek

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"So there's this big Mother...."

Well...I filled it!

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.