Engagement Jokester Gifts

'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'They were all out of roses.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

"Well, he is at the age now here the repairs are starting to happen. Very quickly the cost exceeds the benefit. You better think about a new one."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'