Romantic Pranksters Gifts

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

Extrasafeways

Bride Makes Rabbit Ears over Groom's Head.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"This will be hilarious!"

Diving Cat.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'They were all out of roses.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Consenting Adults.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

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