Intimate Prankster Gifts

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"This will be hilarious!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Diving Cat.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Clown Skis.