Romantic Prankster Gifts

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'They were all out of roses.'

"I got my wife some flowers for Valentine's Day...she has hay fever."

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Cupid arrested.

Clown playing footsie in restaurant.

'Aagh- are you sure you checked the smell-by date?'

Heart Flasher

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

'Honey, this is Alonzo

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"Your name's Jeff? That's strange. My sister's been calling you Wally all morning."

"You were great! I hope you can hang around until breakfast."

"This one is from the army."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Unfortunately for Ted, Edna remained unswayed by his mastery of the chin puppet.

"You could say that I'm a luck, lucky woman because – he never ever forgets!"

"This will be hilarious!"

Happy Anniversary Sweet Heart

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"It says here prostate massage can spice things up in the bedroom. It just doesn’t say anything about a giant foam finger."

Spider Valentine's Day

"Oh. When you asked if I wanted to come to bed to play games I thought..."

'I just realized this is the position I use for shooting dice.'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Is that a lovebite?'

Man shaving off kiss covered stubble

Card reads: "Guess who sent this - And you'd better be right!"

Tele Condom