Valentine's Day Prankster Gifts

A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"This will be hilarious!"

Scary stuff

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Diving Cat.

'I could eat you.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'They were all out of roses.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'Honey, this is Alonzo

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

'Trick or treatment.'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'...Psst...heel...heel Ben, psst...'

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'

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Snowman in the Freezer.