Valentine Prankster Gifts

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

"This will be hilarious!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Diving Cat.

'I could eat you.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'They were all out of roses.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

'Honey, this is Alonzo

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'...Psst...heel...heel Ben, psst...'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.