Valentine Prankster Pillows

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

"This will be hilarious!"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Diving Cat.

'I could eat you.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'They were all out of roses.'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Honey, this is Alonzo

When comedians propose marriage.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'