Valentine's Prankster Pillows

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

"This will be hilarious!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Diving Cat.

'I could eat you.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'They were all out of roses.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Honey, this is Alonzo

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'...Psst...heel...heel Ben, psst...'

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

'No, it's not number four either, but he does look like my ex-husband. Yeah, let's go with number four.'

'Aagh- are you sure you checked the smell-by date?'