Prankster With A Sweet Tooth Pillows

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Clown God

"This will be hilarious!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

"We've invented a new word!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Thumbing a Lift.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'They were all out of roses.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."