Romantic Pranksters Pillows

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

Extrasafeways

Bride Makes Rabbit Ears over Groom's Head.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"This will be hilarious!"

Diving Cat.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'They were all out of roses.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Consenting Adults.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Back to the Holidays

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.