Silly Prankster Pillows

'I could eat you.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.